Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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on_a_boat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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fml12351 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:48

257, calm down take a frekin chill pill, and I love kittens...DEAD kittens. R.I.Pieces ugly hairballs.

esclave_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:50

So ****** up.

esclave_fml 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:52

257 is entirely correct.

Rantie 0

Monday 27 April 2009 5:56

Dude thats horrible but... Today i was being massaged by the human from next door. He proceeded to fall asleep and squish me. I was only 4 weeks old.fml. That i used to have.

deplorableworld 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:03

Ultimate FAIL.

mkebrewers 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:06

actually, i think a lady in milwaukee is being charged for the same type of thing but with her infant son, she rolled on him when they fell asleep on the couch...

tWitt3rBuG 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:16

You suck man. Poor Kitty's life. Taken away by a lazy slob who couldn't even babysit properly. Seriously man how the hell can you sleep while looking after kids? Sounds FAKE so FYL for making up this crap...!

miso1337 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:18

holy shit, thats sooooo funny, new favorite FML lol. and to all the idiots posting "OMG I HOPE U DIE!! U KILLED A KITTEN, A PRECIOUS LITTLE KITTEN!!" i have news for u r u ready? this is really shocking... CATS DIE EVERY DAY D: D: D: oh no the world's gunna end!!

inerdablanket 4

Monday 27 April 2009 6:19

#132; You don't have to be a sumo wrestler to kill a four week old kitten.

MukyDaCookie 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:34

I used to live in Qatar, its a small country in the Middle East and has a huuge stray problem. A run over, homeless or starved to death cat is pretty common sight. Not to say that it isn't a horrible thing for a cat or any living thing to die, but it happens ALOT so please dont get hung up about this.