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By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

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Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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By Bruce - 17/08/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML

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By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, while laying in bed trying to go to sleep, I listened to the chirping crickets and appreciated how soothing the sounds were. Then I realized I lived on the 8th floor of an apartment building. Turns out my brother's science project got into my room and multiplied... a lot. FML

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SmallTownCutie 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:06

aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

Illyssa_fml 4

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:12

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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ragzilla 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:05

you're not lonely. you're mentally ill.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:06

Must be a lucky cricket.

klutzycleo 5

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:09

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djmigues 7

Wednesday 3 November 2010 18:49

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FLCL4711Fox 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:43

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XxBlackamusPrime 5

Thursday 4 November 2010 13:36

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serenader 2

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:13

Okay that's actually pretty sweet in a weird way. Prosthetic legs, maybe? youtube fame?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:26

Is this the cricket version of "Misery", or did the cricket rip off most of its legs to escape your tiny cricket leg shackles after listening to you for hours.

xAznNinjaGuy 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:35

win.

eatshitplease 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 15:54

aaah hahaha!!

tmmundy 17

Wednesday 3 November 2010 17:31

LMAO!!!!

reddwarf_fml 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:43

crickets need love too

iKrazy 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:55

XD I think its cute

ego1 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 13:59

thats nice but i wood suggest a dog

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:04

Can't wait to read the cricket's FML.

MeganCello 8

Wednesday 3 November 2010 14:18

I think that's kind of sweet. :3

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