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By nk - 03/11/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML
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SmallTownCutie 0

aww it's ok. you're just lonely.

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Illyssa_fml 4

awesome!! are you gonna find a giant peach now? haha

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MeyMeyChan 6

I agree with #4~ Absolutely nothing wrong with having a little animal friend. :3 Just.. Watch over them at all times.. So they're not taken away by a big birdy.. Or some other predator.. ): -RIP Squeakers-

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LOLatU87 0

step 1. - Go to a bar step 2.- drink rapidly step 3.- start a conversation with a good looking stranger step 4.- make nookie with stranger step 5.- hey presto you have a new friend

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imoldgregg123 0

1- cut a hole in a box 2- put your junk in that box 3- make her open the box and THATS the way you do it!

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sweetcheeksjvl 0

it's my dick in a box!!!lmfao haha

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MadPercussion 0

15 - Edit Step 5: Presto! You have a new disease!

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Karnezar 2

1) Go out clubbing 2) Bring pet cricket as wingman 3) Get crunk 4) ??? 5) PROFIT!!

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justinemalang5 0

cricket the wingman HAHA that's a win bro

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cuddlekitty66 0

I'm not a generally lonely person at all, but web I get bored I do this. Now since you did say you did it because you were 'lonely', this doesn't apply to you. but the action none the less isn't all that strange -- to me anyway.

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Terpaxsten 0

Congratulations! You have reached level 61 lonely. You may now talk to crickets and female hoboes!

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padlarf 14

Don't worry OP, you'll be a real boy one day

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bharrell2010 0

heh, #6! uhm wow, sucks dude...

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