Animals: Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the...

By bubbles - 12/10/2009 05:36 - United States

Today, I was taking a bubble bath, and had my iPod touch on the side of my bathtub so I could listen to my music. My dog walked up to the side of the tub, looked me in the eye, and nudged my iPod into the water. FML

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By lyssthemiss - 22/09/2015 10:51 - United States - Joliet

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2013 14:22 - United States - Audubon

Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML

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By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 02:00

Today, I was bathing my dog at a self-serve dog wash at a pet store. The person next to me decided to express his dog's anal glands, and the vile, greasy, fish-smelling liquid hit me on the side of my face. FML

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semmita 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:15

umm, your dog is a smart dog

busdrivertohell 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:16

I believe without all this technology, all these poor people would have to be stuck listening to their own thoughts. Where would the world be?

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itouchguy360 3

Monday 12 October 2009 13:24

epicwinmaster, yes they do have waterproof cases, but they don't cover the battery port. they really should make a case with complete coverage of the battery port though!

greatnt249 0

Monday 12 October 2009 13:39

Reply fail.

DynamicDave 11

Monday 12 October 2009 14:18

Um...close the door when you bathe? Or move the iPod when the dog comes in? (which would be my first action). YDI

phoebatron_ 0

Monday 12 October 2009 14:42

HAHAHAHA, ydi

Rainkicksu 0

Monday 12 October 2009 14:43

Yea, first of all you so deserved it for having it next to your bath, put it next to the sink or somethin you know, where water isnt? And you also deserve it for taking a bath with the door open, unless you live alone but still i would close the door.

Super_klutz 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:12

it's your own stupid fault. y would u put an iPod right near that much water??!!

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:16

Its called speakers use em

BaconChubs 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:18

THIS is why you don't put an iPod Touch that close to water. Common sense, hon.

Cristaderzi 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:19

Well some folks like Transwomen are actually in danger when they go out. So a cat or a dog is the ONLY option. Society is the loser NOT the poor souls whom are abused by others their whole lives!!!!