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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Till We Pass Out - 03/10/2015 15:30 - United Kingdom - Halifax

Today, I was pushing so hard to take a number two that I ended up passing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 18:18 - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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Ouch

By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By pooplife - 30/11/2014 19:32 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for a moment, stunned, still pooping. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2020 13:01 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML

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Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

spaz617 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:27

Go chug a gallon of prune juice and try again!

rawrinbear 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:49

.....

iLazy 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:30

One prescription.... Laxatives.

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:26

laxatives are purchased over the counter an it's healthier to just buy a box of grapenuts or other high fiber cereal

Eggcalm 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:34

Honestly I laugh . The first time

sweet_blasphemy 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:35

dude. fiber.

Maggot123 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:38

It's called vasovagal syncope. It happens.

ifiwere 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:20

haha! my thoughts exactly... someone went vagal....

ronniev1990 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 19:34

thats just ****** nasty

khaya 9

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:38

Is dump slang for anal rape, cause that has got to suck, go to your happy place or pass out. Good choice.

salsalover_12 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:09

LOL

YayorNay 8

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:38

Great story to tell your grand kids.

0opsie 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:44

Fiber One. Cardboard no. Consciousness yes.

livin_plur 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 23:37

win

benderbot19 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:54

a food baby did.

traze 7

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:56

Seriously, you into scat or whatever the **** it's called? Bet you like two girls one cup.

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