By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18 2

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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traze 7

There's a fix for that it's call fiber bitch or go and do some anal.

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dezinspaaace 0

#28- you are such a dumbass.

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BAMF519 0

um y would u ad dat on a website that everyone sees

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DyingBreed47 4

You gotta remember to BREATHE while pushing that hard!

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lmaoatall 6

you really should consider a Lamaze class!

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thisdue1775 0

theirs medicine for that

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at1325 0

there's* i'm not normally a grammar Nazi, but that error just bugged me.

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Ncallday 0

how does that even happen?

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krysxkatastrophe 14

At least you just passed out, it could have been worse. Your anus could have gone inside-out.

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