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By sweet_02 - 01/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I was talking this guy I'm dating and stated that the only reason I am with him is because of what he buys me. I was joking. He then responded that he doesn't care because the only reason he is with me is because I give good head. He was serious. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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HeyitsPheddy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:52

You could break up with him and make a killing in ****.

genius_man16 0

Monday 1 June 2009 23:57

What was the point of you saying that you were only with him because of what he buys you? What a retarded thing to say. YDI completely

Comments

D4rkSh0gun 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:03

completely your fault

irishfever 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:03

jeez can't you take a compliment? :)

ilikeboys 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:04

god gave us all our own individual talents...yay you!

flodezie 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 7:08

hey ilikeboys, ur stunning!!

lazorzpewpew 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:04

Five dolla sucky sucky?

avalon24 18

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:06

When will people learn they get what they deserve when they say thing "jokingly". While you don't have to be serious ALL the time, you do really need to think about those "just joking" things that come, most are not nice, and leave the other feeling awful causing them to say something equally awful, whether they mean it or not to get even. Why not try and be nice and not say stupid things to your partner, then they won't say things back to you. And most people who say something "jokingly" mean it on some level.

reki_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:07

#8 - insecure enough? what a string of humorless relationships you're going to have.

Button_x 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:07

Even if you were joking that's a stupid thing to say to someone. There's always some truth behind it. YDI.

erroneousx2 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:11

Hey #1, that's what I was thinking! Hah, one of the guys I had a thing with said I was only good for one thing; getting down on my knees. Just shake it off. It's not that big of a deal. But hey, like someone said, everyone has a special talent!

FMLwrestler 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 0:13

Ew you're disgusting, why would you joke about something like that? You knew damn well that even after you had said you were kidding, that he would be all insecure and unsure of himself, and always be a little worried that you might break up with him or that you didn't really like him like that. Basically? You said that because you wanted to make him sweat, and put him on the ropes, and make him appreciate you or fear you or some weird shit. Well guess what biitttchhh??? You got what you deserved!!