I have the IQ of a shit straight out of Satan's ass. Halp, pls.

It's the cold weather and scattered population that gives us our sense of humor. Us Canadians move to Florida in our sixties, once our Canadian traits are firmly ingrained.

Your kidding, right? Right?

They are! I see more tags around from there then Florida tags this time of year.

^mockingjay!

Because Florida is a hurricane magnet.

We beat the winter this time. At least here in New York City.

Heinous - if your question was directed at me, then yes. Yes. Oh, and it's "you're".

20, if that's true u must be from florida, I mean what other excuse would u have for an idiotic comment like that

Because we Canadians have free health care.

Because of the free health care xD

Woaw now! Let's not get irrational.

Florida is the penis of America

It's called economics and the job market

Cool story ^^

you know Florida is in America, right?

138- I love your picture.

Falon and Jay Bee - Oh my gosh, Florida is part of America? Gee I had no idea. Thanks so much for the geography lesson! The reason NO ONE other than you two twits bothered to mention it is because it's plainly obvious I was making a joke. But thank you so much for making me point that out, thus RUINING the joke. ******* hell. Jay Bee - I see you're new here. I'm not. I ALWAYS think before I post. I can't say the same for you.

Jay BEE needs to stay in her Bee Comb

Internet trolls will eat him alive? Bitch please, he make us have a good time. We eat people like YOU alive :D

Winter is not so bad here. Once it hits -40C you can't feel anything anyways! :P

@83: yeah we did! 73°F today!!!

Because Florida is full of batshit people, claiming they don't need to pay taxes because they're a resident of the Kingdom of Heaven, trying to smuggle snakes and turtles out of Miami airports in their pants, liquidfying the dead, coming into their drug hearings with a sweatshirt diagraming how to make meth, do I have to get the list?

Docbastard, I hate people who correct my grammar.

Us Minnesotans would rather just turn the heater on than move to Florida where it's humid as hell in the winter.

and this is relevant how?

It only took that long because Moses was too proud to admit he was lost and ask for directions.

Men. *sigh*

And the jews kept complaining about they were hot, hungry thirsty...and whining how come God brought them out of Egypt only to die in the desert. Due to constant bitching God, made them wander for 40yrs.

What's that supposed to mean?

Why were the Jews in the desert for 40 years? They heard someone dropped a quarter.

And he lost the other 6 commandments.

It means exactly what it states. Leave the place where there isn't any food nor work, or a war zone. I believe ur lacking in the common senses department..... Idk

That just goes to show just how helpful their god is.

We should take the African children, and push them somewhere else!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You two are funny!

Firmly grasp it.

Thank you for making my day, 68. :D

This would be better if his comment was 24th

114-know what is funnier then 24?..........25 Trollface.png

"Patrick, don't you have somewhere else to be stupid!" "not until four."

Oh, Africa's east, I thought you said weast.

And you don't think that might just happen to Mars too when all the stupid and evil people tag along? That's the spirit, lets ruin our own planet AND another one!

Living on Mars will be like the movie Total Recall, and there is a warlord there to sell you oxygen. If you don't pay, he shuts it off to your house....your eyes bug out of your head and you explode.

If the whole world sucks, why do we care about fixing Africa and just fix our own country?

Desert - dry, often sandy place Dessert - yummy after-meal treat No, you did NOT mean "dessert".

Yes, the Jews were walking around on a giant cheesecake for 40 years. And a shtickle of halvah?

So, during the day, the cheesecake was in the oven, and during the frigid desert night, it was in the refrigerator cooling off. Makes sense, since it was such a huge cheesecake. And the "mana" Exodus mentioned, the stuff that sustained the Hebrews, must have been bits of cheesecake.

I don't know what kind of cheesecake you've been eating, but any cheesecake I've made or eaten wasn't baked in the oven.

I'm not sure it's politicaly correct to talk about putting the cheesecake the jews were walking on in the oven...

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