By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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patrikus13 0

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

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sparda4355 0

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

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AntiChrist7 0

you choose a zoophiliac ass as boyfriend, your own fault. YDI

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earwig12 1

I don't get it. What is it that you love him to do? You can't just say "I love you to..." and end it there. Besides, I think you must have meant "I'd love you to..." because otherwise that would be poor grammar. OR MAYBE YOU USED THE WRONG VERSION OF "TOO" YOU DUMBASS. I wouldn't love you either.

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LilKonvicted 0

Well dog's are awesome!

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deaditegirl 0

#23: You win at life. Thank you. :D

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helios_rex 0

1) You need to get with me, as long as you let me have the poon, I'll tell you I love you whenever. 2) Get over it, dogs are awesome, I always tell mine that I love them.

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wallythedolly 0

Maybe he doesn't love you because you don't know the difference between to and too.

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