Health: Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going...

By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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Nice family you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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Global stinking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

Leave him nothing in your will

Brandy_RazorSpan 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

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brunoisbeast 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:46

The fact itself that a grandpa knows fml is awesome, and I mean it. That's sick.

maxson_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 16:37

Really? My dad turns 50 next year and he has a facebook page.

monkeykiller77 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:46

wow thats cold. i say you smack him back to world war 2

CodeMonkey123 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:55

To you saying beat him I think you people have mental problems. You have no clue what it's like to get beaten every day of your life by your father(not whipped with a belt beaten with fists)it's a horrible thing to go threw and it happened to me for 10 years of my life so please keep your sperk dumbass comments to yourselfs. Oh, and leaving him out of the will won't that make you as immature as him? So all of you really need to shut up. - Tristan

CodeMonkey123 0

Monday 22 June 2009 8:18

I hope you know you can be a grandparent at 25. At 12 you may go threw puberty have sex get some one get them pregnant your child can do you same and then you are a 25 old grandparent.