Health: Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going...

By oldtimerclark - 21/06/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 12/12/2021 16:58

Today, while at a family reunion, I jokingly asked my 18-year-old son, "When are you and your girlfriend going to give me a grandson?" He then retorted, "When are you going to die?" I was unable to answer at all. FML

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Nice family you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 10:34 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, while chatting with my in-laws, I told them about my upcoming spinal surgery. Soon after, when I went to get us some drinks, I overheard them murmuring about how many surgeries I've already had, how I'm a drain on the healthcare system, and how I should ideally just die. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 05/12/2020 20:01 - Malaysia

Today, I went to the graveyard with my little brother to visit my grandfather's grave. While we were there, my brother suddenly asked me, "Can you die now? I hate you." He's 7 year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 15:58 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By teef - 24/03/2009 08:19 - Canada

Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying 'thank you' and 'bye' to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML

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Global stinking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he thinks brushing his teeth and doing anything basically hygienic is unnecessary now, because, "we're all going to die out around about 2050 anyway." FML

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Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Warwick

Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 22 June 2009 2:09

Leave him nothing in your will

Brandy_RazorSpan 0

Monday 22 June 2009 2:10

Wow thats ****** up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Monday 22 June 2009 3:54

Ydi

HorrorByrd 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:00

I would have been like "so are you if you don't shut up." lol then smack the kid

LoveItOrLeaveIt 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:01

kids are so inconsiderate, what ever happened to respect your elders..

Caayouteepie 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:05

mess up his teeth and tell him he'll die soon anyways too.

meriadoc2 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:07

That is so mean!!!! Dont you want to die handsome/pretty?? Noooo im just kidding. That kid is rude. He must get it from the side that is not yours lol

chanman 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:07

to OP: Did you ever consider that he was just stating a fact of life and not trying to take it so personally? Maybe he's young and doesn't know exactly what he is saying. (Unforgivable if he's old enough to know that what he is saying is an insult though). To people who are saying that this kid is a snotty little toerag: At a certain age, some kids don't yet know what exactly is taboo in polite conversation. Or maybe it was something he heard either one of his parents saying.

fallacy_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:18

Someone obviously didn't beat him enough when he was little.

kc2_fml 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:29

well you are

Silver_Lion 0

Monday 22 June 2009 4:31

what fag said YDI??? the grandson has no respect for his grandfather, one of the BIG reasons he is alive. just cut him from your will and be done with it. or if he has a sister or a cousin give her A LOT and him some shitty thing.