Love: Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping...

By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2018 01:30

Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

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By pinoyson - 11/10/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, I was texting a girl that I've liked for some time. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied "texting and p.s. I love you". I replied by telling her my feelings for her. Turns out "p.s. I love you" was the name of the movie she was watching with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By alone_forever - 04/03/2009 21:03 - United States

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well, I'm still not attracted to you though." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 06:32 - India - Kaul

Today, I found out that my best friend likes the same person as I do, but she doesn’t know that I'm in love with him, and she keeps sending me their flirty texts. FML

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By malcolmXXX - 14/10/2015 02:01 - United States - Savannah

Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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nick0011 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:44

How about telling her youre not gay????? Problem solved

Gasca 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 9:46

Tell her your not gay! Lol unless she says no after you tell her

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HumansSuck 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:20

Next time you see her, just kiss her. You only live once.

rachelbrianna25 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:20

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg!! lol. tell her ur not gay by asking her on a date! i hate it when ppl drop small hints just come out with it already!

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Thursday 25 June 2009 10:28

she obviously knew you arent gay if ur talking about someone you like... if my guy friend who i thought was gay was saying stuff about someone he likes id be trying to get all the details and excited for him liking someone... its obviously a way for her to get out of the situation if thats all she said

Overcast117 5

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:30

Everybody else is saying 'tell her you're straight'. I say 'try dating men.' Because I'm cool like that.

lucythang 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:45

Girls use the "I would date you if you werent gay" trick to give them a hint that they would actually NOT date you, but it is a much softer way to reject.

Denali_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 10:56

Too true #32

jewelzgalore 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 11:12

:'( But seriously, tell her you're not gay!

kissesinbetween 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 11:12

Tell her that you're not!!

americayay 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 11:16

I'm not sure that she'll want to date you anyway after thinking you WERE gay, because clearly something about you is effiminate. However, now you can work on that. Silver lining.

EMR_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 11:20

**** you OP! You used your crushes telephone number as your user name just to get back at her for rejecting you? Thousands of people are calling her in the middle of the night. This is your revenge just because she wouldn't go out with you? Asshole

Loser390 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 12:18

Good job I didn't notice that. So when you were insulting someone for "getting revenge" which is what you assume he did, you brought extra attention to what you didn't want to be known.