Airplanes and Transportation: Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight...

By leftbehind - 10/06/2011 11:40 - Colombia

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

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By Need Clothes Now - 21/09/2014 15:51 - United States - Pendleton

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

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By Bittersweet - 07/07/2019 06:00

Today, after 10 years of frequent international air travel, I got my seat upgraded for the very first time. Also, for the very first time in 10 years, the airline lost my luggage. FML

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By seriously though - 22/02/2014 05:48 - United States - Littleton

Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML

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Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 16:00

Today, I arrived home after taking one airplane from A to B. My luggage never made it on the plane with me, and now the airline is looking for it. One plane and still lost my suitcase. FML

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You deserved it 103

By Dr. Jack - 04/02/2009 13:54 - United States

Today, my airline lost my luggage when I flew back from France. They also lost my luggage when I flew to France. FML

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You deserved it 2 216

By theleague - 09/10/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 33 376

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Gilroy

Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML

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You deserved it 9 537

Enjoy yourself, I guess

By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 01:00 - Spain - Las Palmas

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML

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You deserved it 1 301

By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 323

By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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tigerkyle92 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:16

DELTA. Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

mk58 31

Friday 10 June 2011 19:09

You are the Chosen One.

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Hotlanta 5

Friday 10 June 2011 19:14

f*ck that, have the air line fly it back to you cause that's bull shit

tigerkyle92 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:16

DELTA. Don’t Expect Luggage To Arrive

mackop 0

Friday 10 June 2011 20:59

that's funny :)

MrSexyPants 14

Friday 10 June 2011 21:33

So true!

Kawboy 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:48

I hate this word but I'm gonna say it.. WIN!

jacksonds 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:20

loop I moded this XD

TylersMB 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:24

haha wow that has to suck serious ass

Kawboy 1

Saturday 11 June 2011 0:50

your mom needs to wash your mouth out with soap

TylersMB 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 1:06

ahh ****.. your right.

HahaYDI 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:26

Your bags obviously loved the country so much that they wanted to stay.

enonymous 8

Friday 10 June 2011 19:27

It's from Columbia. it's probably filled with cocaine and coffee. The bag check people are probably coked out and are enjoying a great espresso

smartalek 2

Friday 10 June 2011 19:33

aye ai ai. that sucks!

ashlinnmarie 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:34

that's bad luck..

emmiep1011 7

Friday 10 June 2011 19:41

ah the forgotten one...

fatalblue06 0

Friday 10 June 2011 19:41

was that yours? I just got the luggage few mins ago, thanks for the nice set of clothes and ****.. haha

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Today, I tried to sneak a snack from the kitchen without waking anyone up. In my stealthy quest for a late night sandwich, I managed to knock over a stack of pots of pans and woke up the entire frat house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

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Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long time, but as I also needed to go, I went to check on him. He was trying to urinate into the condom, “just to see what it was like.” FML

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Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML

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Today, after 8 months of horrific insomnia, I finally got an appointment with a sleep specialist. His advice? "Google it, download this free app, and call me in 5 months if it gets worse." I haven't slept more than 4 hours uninterrupted since 2022. I'll be lucky to be alive in 5 months. FML

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Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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Today, I tried to make my mom feel better about me leaving for camp for 2 weeks by saying I wish she would come too. She took me seriously and called the camp and is now a camp counselor there. The only problem is I lied about going to the camp, and I'm really going to my boyfriend's lake house. FML

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Same thing different taste

Been around the world and I I I, I can't find my suitcase

Enjoy yourself, I guess

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