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By Danielle - 22/08/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I was upset after a fight with my husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in and hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter my husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML
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bigmoney12 3

Aww that's messed up

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yankeebaceball 1

Good Idea! You should've given him a dollar to do something to return the favor though!

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justalilcrazy 3

I'd like to know what the fight was over?

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lidemocr 0

No kidding, her crying alone in the bathroom hysterically? Was Cops called??

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

They were fighting over bribing their four year old son to do stuff :D

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perdix 29

I guess he's going the cheap route before trying more expensive means. For $10k, Dad can get a hitman to shut Mommy up for good.

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FarSide 22

It's the New York way. For $10, the kid could of hired a New Jersey hit man for $6, then used the remainder to enjoy a hot slice of pie.

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White_Knightspc 0

Give him 5 dollars to poo on dads sports car.

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muchagente 5

so your husband knew what makes you stop feeling bad and arranged it, regardless of the costs.... seems like a loving caring man to me. you are a lucky woman.

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missyj0 12

I reeeally hope this was sarcasm.

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uprising_fml 0

except for the fact that daddy had him do it to make mommy shut up. she was crying and that is what he wants ? that sounds more like he doesn't give a **** ..

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jizzwold 21

It is a possibility that op just added the words "shut up", even though they were never said in real life, to incite empathy from all those on fml.

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notthatlucky 0

if that's not sarcastic.... go die in a hole, dumbass

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BooGhosted 0

It's all divorce , sue or just plain revenge.. It makes my brain hurt.

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deaper 16

One day you'll make a comment that makes some ******* sense…

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kyz_xox 11

You smell divorce ... and it smells like shit!

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smashgrab 0

Husband sounds like a winner to me! Full of tiger blood!

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MickieRose 5

pay ur son 20 bucks to punch dad in the nuts, i think dad would get the idea then....

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loserman67 35

Give him $10. To go back and tell Dad that he'll be delivering the divorce papers once they are drawn up. Sorry, but your husband is a real skunk, number one for not having the balls to face you himself and number two for putting your kid in the middle. On second thought, give your kid a $20 and tell him to tell Daddy that he'll be delivering the pictures of you banging the neighbor once they are developed

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elisabeth1_fml 0

And giving the kid 20 bucks to deliver her message isn't putting that child in the middle. Awful how parents don't stop and consider the welfare if their innocent children in domestic fights.

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