By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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Zephyric 0

Confront the douchebag and if he doesn't fess up, leave him.

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benen 0

dammit!!!!!! I had the first comment but they removed it and snickerdoodles leave no one likes u

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Monikabug 9

I like her. I think she is witty and insightful. I think that you, benen, are annoying and a troll. You should probably go... :)

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thump_fml 0

everybody looks at those. but you should confront him.

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Ajjas013 6

I'm asexual. Nice to meet you :)

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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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Barthanax 9

And you'd save a lot of women future grief from him being a cheater (cutting his dick off, not answering the ad. That would be funny though.)

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manderrzzbabyy 0

haha ddaayyyyuuuummmmm , I woulda slapped hiss assssss.

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Taylorfacepwns 0

omgggg your postssss areeee reallyyyyyyy bitchyyyyy snickerrrrrrdooooooooodlesssssss :)

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Monikabug 9

Almost as bitchy as yours, Taylor. ツ

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Cynical_AbInitio 0

Monika, I agree with what you said in your earlier posts about people always bashing on Snickerdoodles but I have to say, she does deserve it sometimes. I mean Taylorfacepwns had a point, why does she feel the need to bash on people whhooo likkkkkkeee toooooo typpppppe likkkke thisssss? It's the Internet. People are essentially lawless. Just sayin O_o

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DGross 8

hehe... assssssss looks so much more silly than ass...just saying :-P

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Best. Advice. Ever. You're so much better than Dr. Phil :]

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Giorgio272 2

well babe you got owned. next time give yo man the attention he deserves. or he will go out ad find hot young thangs to suck his dick instead of you. also stop being a bitch. your the woman so you should cook and clean more.

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bkina 0

ya right we luve in a equal world men and women task are diveded equaly us a ******* ass whole

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benen 0

giggity giggity I'm not a troll grandma go be a slurry b!tch or a rapist some where else and please bring me my flipping sandwhich

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Monikabug 9

Grandma? really? Maybe in comparison to a 5 year old child like you.

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Xxdom4073xX 0

Rapist, really... Are you gay? She doesn't exactly look like an 'old slutty lil grandma' And she could "rape" me any day, really.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Monika, you know better than to feed the trolls! Especially the obvious and lame ones. Trolls should at least be funny. Ugh.

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Monikabug 9

I know, I know. Shame on me!

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Cynical_AbInitio 0

@ImaginaryFoe I think the dumber trolls are quite funny actually. They're in their own little world and they think their insults are a hit. Btw like your name. What's it supposed to represent.

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itz_towelie 6

no you're a towele!.... wanna get high?

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FlamingChicken 0

the little boy in two month is probably the reason

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