By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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Comments

Ajjas013 6

You blow Oprah's fat ass out of the water :)

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benen 0

it could be a fake pic dumby that's what rapist do

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Xxdom4073xX 0

It could be, but you seem to be, like 12, either way. Even if it was "fake" the girl in the picture could rape me any day.

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Monikabug 9

Who the hell posts a fake picture? What would the point in that be?

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bmalley 0

look online for guys, beat him at his own game. a girl can bang 10 guys in the amount of time he can score one.

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mirkayscar 0

oh man... FYL!!!! that sucks!!! I'd drop kick him!!

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benen 0

she looks 17 but she's actually 11 or 40 or something around that but she could rape me too

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Monikabug 9

19, actually. Creep.

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benen 0

screw u snickerdoodles( aka the gayest name possible)

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Ajjas013 6

You found it! :D Congrats! By the way, what is benen? It sounds like a cure for HIV/AIDS. Not that you have AIDS, maybe you do, I don't judge.

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benen 0

lol my real names ben I just added another en and by the way snickerdoodles u bein gay just gives me another reason to hate u cuz ur a sinner :D gay lol

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Ajjas013 6

Oh Ben? That's a whole different story. That's the cure for herpes :) Let me know when this guy pulls his head out of his ass and opens his eyes to the gay-right alotted United States of America under Obama, snick.

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benen 0

better watch out Monica snicker has a crush on u haha creeeeeeeeeerpy

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Monikabug 9

Says the boy who bashed me 2 posts ago. Keep your tips to yourself. Thanks.

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MQ_was_here 0

Benen? Seriously, just kindly shut the **** up. Reading your posts just makes me wanna bash my head against a wall. You're what? 5-years-old? gtfoh.

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aardvarkish 16

@ benen, can you even find Lesbos on a map?

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

benen raped and killed a man in 1999! thereafter his mental capacity has greatly diminished thanks to a diet of froot loops, gummy bears and repeated doses of low-grade beaver tranqulizer.

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benen 0

you know!!!! umm never mind why u all hatin on me alls I did was call snickerdoodles annoying

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MQ_was_here 0

Dobbypop, don't feed the trolls. Benen-shenen.

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DGross 8

silly people... little benen hasn't even deployed his balls yet... how is he supposed to understand the concept of sexual orientation...

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jakeomatic 0

Homosexuals are gay.

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VeryNice329 0

no no those are amazing cookies

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benen 0

lol u guys are all fags trying to protect strangers lol fagggggggggssssss

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benen 0

dooshbags gays are gay straight are straight and I'm sure all of u who are trying to defend snickerdoodles ur probably gay too and fat. also I don't have any thing against monica so why don't u all *** off and get a life k? it's not my fault u all are stuck up snobs who like to stand up for people they know nothing about so get a boyfriend/girlfriend lose some weight and stop being ball biters and by the way alls I did was call snickerdoodle annoying but of course Monika had to butt in

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Erindub 0

Bitch then you'd better get on your knees...AND QUICK!

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benen 0

I'm not a creep I'm awesome I'm not a troll I'm a bagel ok a bagel not a troll alright...

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Xxdom4073xX 0

Holy shit, she's human! She made a typo, in a good mood today snickers?

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