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By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 086
You deserved it 3 459

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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Strictly 0

You went looking for it didn't you?

atleast he wasn't looking for descreet men... just saying

jessierollis 0

it is messed up. I know how it feels to be in ur shoes I didn't even know I was pregnant at the time when it happen. I gave him an ultimatium. and he chose to straighten out. we have been married almost two years now and have an adorable little boy. talk to him. tell him how it makes you feel. and ask him if he is ready for what's ahead for you two or if he wants out. no woman is defined by any man by no means but is defined on her strength to handle what life throws her way.

kyliebeatriz08 0

Well, I guess u have to experience pregnancy before u can talk about how she feels, I'm pretty sure that the least thing that she needs is to find her boyfriend looking online for other girls or even worst, to find it out when she is all excited looking for a movie to watch together. FYL op, I would definetely talk to him seriously and watch him closely.

kmurphy12 0

That's really rough, i'm sorry to hear that especially since you are pregnant that is even worse on your part for your health and for the babies health. I wish you the best of luck.

Cynical_AbInitio 0

I think when your as rich as Oprah is, you can be as overweight as you want. Then you can go buy a solid gold scale set to 115 pounds so you don't feel bad about it.

iamtwiggyme 0

Were you really looking up movie times or is this your excuse to cover up the fact that you were snooping? It sucks that he was on Craigslist looking for other women while you're pregnant but you shouldn't be snooping through his phone either.

ohmycece 0

@79 you definitely made me laugh out loud. FYL, but you don't know for certain.

itz_towelie 6

get back in the kitchen will always be funny despite what you think... and don't bother calling me a little boy, my mom told me i'm a big boy now thank you very much