By Teeny - 09/03/2010 21:13 - United States

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Today, I was using my fiancé's phone to look up movie times for us. In the internet browser, I found history of him looking on Craigslist for "discreet intimate relationships with women" in our city. We are expecting our little boy in two months. FML
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Fedor_is_KING 0

You should confront him by answering the ad, or you could chop his dick off while he sleeps. Either one would be pretty funny.

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Totenglocke 0

As much as I despise cheaters, obviously the OP isn't taking care of his sexual needs, so she kinda brought it on herself.

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gman79 0

men, LOCK your phones to keep the nosy wives out

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Monikabug 9

ツ Thank you, Catherine004. That was genuinely nice of you. I appreciate that. & I completely agree with the "get back in the kitchen" jokes. It's so old now.

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wordgirl 0

So gross. You'd be better off without him. (and just because it's kind of begging to be said: You might have found out about his unwillingness to fully commit at a better time for you if you'd waited until you were married to get pregnant.) Next time you are thinking of getting into a serious relationship with a man, be very careful. It probably doesn't add to the stress you're feeling to have to wonder about what kind of parent this loser is going to be or if he's even going to be there for you at the end of a very vulnerable time when you need him most. If men had to carry babies, they'd probably be more mature...

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heyred 11

I ignored the "fake listing on match.com when I was pregnant ("I was just showing John how easy it is!). I ignored the browser history of looking for singles in our town. When I confronted him about a racy email exchange, he denied a physical affair but admitted to an "emotional affair." Bottom line: don't be stupid, don't tolerate that crap, pregnant or not.

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gman79 0

hey boys set up a prvate user acct on the computer

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benen 0

stop whining and get back to the kitchen

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Monikabug 9

Ben, find another Post to troll on. 'Kay? Thanks! ツ

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aeliz 0

This is so ridiculously sad. it infurates me. the amount of people in this world who cheat, and the people who allow them to cheat is disgusting.

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strength413 8

soooo... hypothetically, if i had a girlfriend and were to tell you that you were extremely attractive, that would disgust you, right? ... purely hypothetical.

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nynjsoldierboy 0

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. Get rid of his cheating ass. You'll be better off with him as a steady paycheck.

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opalquean 0

Thank you to the people pointing out the extreme annoyingness of the "get back in the kitchen" jokes! Once or twice it might have been funny. Now it's just amazingly sexist and annoying. And for the record, I like having snickerdoodles around, saves me the trouble of being the grammar Nazi myself! (A comment that admittedly belongs above, but I'm being lazy.)

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