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By librarygirl - 13/08/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the library. A kid came up and asked me to help him peel the back off his sticker. It took me so long the kid left. Determined, I still tried to peel it off. Fifteen minutes later, the librarian came over, looked once at it, and told me it wasn't a sticker. FML

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By inboxbuddies - 16/06/2009 10:35 - Saudi Arabia

Today, my daughter asked me if we could make sticker art. Of course I said it was OK so she went to get some stickers. I wondered where she was going when she walked into the bathroom, but I didn't ask. I left the room and when I came back, her paper was blank and my pads were stuck to the wall. FML

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By CollegeKID - 23/05/2012 03:27 - United States

Today, I went to orientation for college. They gave us a name tag and I tried to figure out how to put it on for a few minutes. After struggling with it I realized it was a sticker. FML

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By cuppycakeslove - 07/12/2011 11:35 - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

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By mala_19 - 12/06/2017 14:00 - Sweden

Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 21:27 - United States - Foxboro

Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

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Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Username - 03/06/2011 14:04 - United States

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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caancoha 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:15

I thought you were going end it with, "It was the sticker that set off the alarm. I aided a kid in stealing a library book." Oh well.

Zomlette 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:06

Well, what was it?

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dtubbz53 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 21:11

i dont get it, wat was it actually?

tangerine_12 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 23:13

maybe it was like a bookmark or something??

totallyforgetful 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:05

???

LariiPerson 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:03

That boy tricked you. You just got pwned.

doc_who 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:41

This isn't an FML. Belongs in MLIA. "Today, I tried to pull the back off a sticker until I learned it wasn't a sticker. MLIA" Fixed for you.

Lisimal 7

Friday 14 August 2009 7:32

I know I will sound stupid but: What´s MLIA?

waterynuggets 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:18

My Life is Average

scince220 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:54

You know it's a prank when the prankster leaves with the prank item.......................

fml_always_ 0

Friday 14 August 2009 12:16

what'd ydi?

yoshiyoshi_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 18:37

LOL, I volunteer at a library, too, but that's never happened to me. XD

Venasaysdie 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 3:14

PEOPLE! the FML is that s/he (whatever) spent 15min trying to peel the back off a sticker that wasn't really a sticker. It doesn't MATTER what it really was. Probably just a piece of paper or something stupid like that.