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LOL 32/41. That's the first thing I think of every single time I see/hear the word "mace."
who the **** carries mace around with them? hahaha
This is what the FML would have been if there had been someone behind her: Today, I was walking home after my night shift. There was a woman walking kinda slow in front of me. I wanted to pass her but I was worried that walking up behind her might scare her, so I kept my distance. She finally noticed me behind her and started walking faster. I was glad and started walking faster. Then, out of nowhere, she spun around and emptied a whole ******* can of mace into my eyes. FML
well i guess you got your attacker
Apparently I'm the only one who really does this kind of research. Mace sprays forward, no amount of wind could blow it directly into your eyes. Unless you're holding the mace up to your eye level and diagonally. And people don't ******* carry mace, they carry pepper spray.
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What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.
Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)