By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML
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metalmaiden 0

So? Are you her brother?

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Basballplaya16 4

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

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Basballplaya16 4

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

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blue_eyes4602 0

that really sucks. sorry op. it was an innocent mistake but think before you say things next time

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cricbat 1

I am from Alabama and I find it offensive..

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I sympathize, as I grew up in WV and have heard my share of incest jokes. I used to take it pretty personally, but it's much easier to just have a sense of humor about it. The ignorant few who believe those stereotypes are always going to be ignorant, and everyone else is just poking innocent fun. If they bother you IRL, just prove 'em wrong. On the Internet though, it's not really worth letting them get to you.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Psst... btw, the OP's from Jersey. You could also prove you can dish it as well as you take it. (har har)

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caracaricaro 6

I'm also from Alabama. People marry whoever they want to anywhere so, whats up with other states picking on Sweet Home Alabama? What did we do?

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mainlineloser 9

they had to criminalize incest in some southern states lol so yeah not just a stereotype

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dodge_trucks 0

lol I almost did the same thing, but about some thing else, it would have been akward

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mcmorrison 0

Come on dousche bag, if your going to make an incestual joke about Alabama residents at least get it right **** head, we go after our cousins! ;)

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Honesty4U 0

Wow I totally married my 5th cousin through no fault of my own so WIN!!! and "douche" has no "S" in it. With spelling skills like that, I bet you went to the same school I did!

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patsonhn 0

what is all this bs about kissing cousins in alabama? have u ever heard or Georgia, Mississippi or arkansas? they honestly are all worse than bama! out of my 21 yrs I've never know of anyone kissing their kin!!

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highcane 0

Mississipi used to have the highest incest rate in the states. I am not sure if they still do. Ironically, Alibama has never been #1 but is always the butt of the jokes.

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Kidnic017 1

No one in Arkansas that I know of is incest or inbred that's all Mississippi!

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twinny_sc 13

Excuse me I live in Arkansas and out of my 21 years I have never known of anyone kissing their cousins. So you can take that Arkansas being worse than Alabama idea and suck it!

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perdix 29

I'm sure her parents were offended -- they were just cousins! ;) I've noticed that people think incest is rampant the next state over. If you live in East Texas, people think it goes on in Louisiana. When I lived in Ohio, we thought it was common practice in West Virginia. Ask around, you'll see what I mean. Of course, if you're from Jersey, you've got problems. New York or Pennsylvania (or even nearby Delaware) don't make funny punchlines.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Except in WV, that stereotype is pretty spot on! I've gotta disagree about DE too. It's the home of Tyson, Purdue and Butterball, and smells like it. The chicken shit jokes write themselves.

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jackzana 13

East Texas is pretty bad as far as incest goes in those little country bumpkin towns. Like Fred... Lol

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