Miscellaneous: Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her...

By THANKS4theINFO - 23/05/2010 23:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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By awkward. - 29/12/2012 15:50 - United Kingdom - Rickmansworth

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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Sniper

By Small_Fry_Hero - 21/10/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my sister, my roommate, and my girlfriend. Halfway through the movie, my girlfriend left the room and texted me that she was breaking up with me. She then came back in the room, sat on my bed, and enjoyed the rest of the movie with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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Watch your step

By the guy that didn't get his kiss - 25/06/2021 16:01

Today, while at a football game, I had my arm around my girlfriend. We were really close and I was just about to kiss her when suddenly her phone rang. It was her dad, telling her he's watching. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:08

So? Are you her brother?

Basballplaya16 4

Monday 24 May 2010 9:29

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

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Basballplaya16 4

Monday 24 May 2010 9:29

well that should teach you to say arkansas next time.

PYLrulz 17

Monday 24 May 2010 9:30

must of been watching empire strikes back

charlcielove 0

Monday 24 May 2010 11:16

haha that's what I was thinking.

jemstone25 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:31

or Eurotrip

blue_eyes4602 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:34

that really sucks. sorry op. it was an innocent mistake but think before you say things next time

JesseJaymz 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:40

hahahahaha 8 wins. an that sucks op

cricbat 1

Monday 24 May 2010 9:41

I am from Alabama and I find it offensive..

abbiless 0

Monday 24 May 2010 14:58

definitely. I hate southern jokes.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 24 May 2010 16:47

I sympathize, as I grew up in WV and have heard my share of incest jokes. I used to take it pretty personally, but it's much easier to just have a sense of humor about it. The ignorant few who believe those stereotypes are always going to be ignorant, and everyone else is just poking innocent fun. If they bother you IRL, just prove 'em wrong. On the Internet though, it's not really worth letting them get to you.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 24 May 2010 16:52

Psst... btw, the OP's from Jersey. You could also prove you can dish it as well as you take it. (har har)

caracaricaro 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:13

I'm also from Alabama. People marry whoever they want to anywhere so, whats up with other states picking on Sweet Home Alabama? What did we do?

mainlineloser 9

Friday 25 July 2014 14:21

they had to criminalize incest in some southern states lol so yeah not just a stereotype

dodge_trucks 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:45

lol I almost did the same thing, but about some thing else, it would have been akward

Xxprincipessa 0

Monday 24 May 2010 12:06

hhaha

mcmorrison 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:48

Come on dousche bag, if your going to make an incestual joke about Alabama residents at least get it right **** head, we go after our cousins! ;)

alicianoar 7

Monday 24 May 2010 12:38

Win

Honesty4U 0

Monday 24 May 2010 18:02

Wow I totally married my 5th cousin through no fault of my own so WIN!!! and "douche" has no "S" in it. With spelling skills like that, I bet you went to the same school I did!

patsonhn 0

Monday 24 May 2010 9:51

what is all this bs about kissing cousins in alabama? have u ever heard or Georgia, Mississippi or arkansas? they honestly are all worse than bama! out of my 21 yrs I've never know of anyone kissing their kin!!

highcane 0

Monday 24 May 2010 15:16

Mississipi used to have the highest incest rate in the states. I am not sure if they still do. Ironically, Alibama has never been #1 but is always the butt of the jokes.

Kidnic017 1

Saturday 1 December 2012 19:45

No one in Arkansas that I know of is incest or inbred that's all Mississippi!

twinny_sc 13

Monday 24 May 2010 10:24

Excuse me I live in Arkansas and out of my 21 years I have never known of anyone kissing their cousins. So you can take that Arkansas being worse than Alabama idea and suck it!

perdix 29

Monday 24 May 2010 10:54

I'm sure her parents were offended -- they were just cousins! ;) I've noticed that people think incest is rampant the next state over. If you live in East Texas, people think it goes on in Louisiana. When I lived in Ohio, we thought it was common practice in West Virginia. Ask around, you'll see what I mean. Of course, if you're from Jersey, you've got problems. New York or Pennsylvania (or even nearby Delaware) don't make funny punchlines.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 24 May 2010 16:59

Except in WV, that stereotype is pretty spot on! I've gotta disagree about DE too. It's the home of Tyson, Purdue and Butterball, and smells like it. The chicken shit jokes write themselves.