By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

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ilikerainbows 0

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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Kaaaaatie 0

well, at least you didn't get hard while it was two sea cucumbers doing the dirty. you wisely saved yourself for more complex invertabrates.

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mjsmclaren 0

You fail at life... and apparently with women

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kellybri 0

I'm trying to picture what it looks like when snails have sex... and I have nothing. Hm. Well, it must of been pretty good! lol ;)

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secretsxsecrets 0

try snail-position next time

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bonafidehustler 0

This is one of the stupidest FMLs I've ever seen, and there've been a lot of stupid ones.

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keepitsimple 0

Yum, snail ****...

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dudeseriously 0

Well, to each his own...some guys are gay, others like snails...I guess we should just be tolerant of you.

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greasy_broad 0

Dumbest FML ever. For real. Snails?! Seriously?! Gross. Gross gross gross. I like centipedes better.

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