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Snails are molluscs GASTROPODS not insects. and they actually do it pretty good lol
well then... hope u had fun with that.
you'd be surprised what some people get "woodys" at, it just "happens", dont worry, i got one screwing in a lightbulb (THAT WAS ONE HOT BULB HARHARHARHARHAR)
That's the number one indicator that you need to get laid, soon.
This is a really lame FML, though I've seen worse. At least it's not, "Today, my mouth watered over a dog food commercial. FML" Or "Today, my grandmother commented about some hockey player's 'package'. FML"
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Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...
i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.