By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

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ilikerainbows 0

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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justyn156 0

how the heck does that happen!!! EWWW

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wow_fmylife 0

lol number six, you would....haha just kidding but yeah this FML is pretty stupid but because its so stupid i actually found it pretty funnny!!!!!!!!! because thats just sad. and FYI just because he got a hard on watching snails does NOT mean he doesnt get girls, it just means he gets aroused easily.....so fyl for not being able to control

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rxysurfbum07 0

I don't think he was aroused by two snails having sex. I think it was the idea of sex that made him hard. If it's the other way around, then yeah, I wonder if you'll just blow after two seconds of having sex with an actual girl.

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HighasaCloud 46

It could have also been all that slime

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elizabethriot 0

someone needs a blow up doll.

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bbq45 0

roflmao I saw 2 turtles going at it at the Louisville zoo one time :P kids were goin wtf? lol gotta admit though, snails are pretty hawt though. I don't blame you!

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spoo 24

you need a release dude :(, but ill be honest.. anything that suggests reproduction can do it for me now and then

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