By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

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ilikerainbows 0

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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nevele11 0

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepiest thing I've ever heard.

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fmkittw 0

if the OP is an insect then somethings wrong- if the OP is a human they might wanna consider what human **** does to you if thats what you get from an animal movie..

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fmkittw 0

if the OP is an insect then somethings wrong- if the OP is a human they might wanna consider what human **** does to you if thats what you get from an animal movie..

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too_much_fun 0

Snails? Really? Well at least this way you wont have to worry about being caught with having ****. A movie of snails will seem perfectly innocent at first glance...

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MukyDaCookie 0

Beastality ftw

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sophiepento 0

6 Words- There is something wrong with you.

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TheRightEye 3

I saw snails having sex before It was the most disgusting thing I'd ever seen, if I was a guy experiencing my best sexual fantasy and the THOUGHT of snail sex came to my mind, I'd lose my boner for 10 years.

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frankenschmitz 0

i recommend slug mating next time. more nudity and action. especially banana slugs. mmmm.

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hk_fml 9

Ewwww. I've seen snails going at it, it's so sick. What the hell is the matter with you, you need to get laid

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