By stpdaziandude - 08/05/2009 20:51 - United States

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Today, I was watching an animal behavior movie. All of a sudden, it brings up two snails going at it. I got hard watching it. FML
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Komatose 0

Oh come on people. Snails are sexy as HELL! Especially since they're too slow to get away...

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ilikerainbows 0

i think i've seen that movie. i gotta admit, it was some pretty hot snail sex.

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vela9002 4

hahaha! ok that is sick and wrong. haha! so snails float ur boat.... interesting..

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greeneggsnsam 0

i now pronounce "stpdaziandude" and mr.snaily husband and wife. bwahahaha :))

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Belldandy911 0

Mmm. Snail sex. My favorite. Wat?

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Emo_muffinz 0

You frikken weirdo! Dude I watched snail sex just to see and it was the nastiest thing eva!

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DJ0ker 0

I get hard thinking about how u got hard by watching snails making out. WTF man

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Hunter329 0

Dude that's fighin hilarious! I can't imagine getting hard watching 2 snails do it.

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nobiggie 0

HAHAHAHAHAA FYL... dont worry dude its just the idea of sex.... i trully honest to god hope you dont think snails are sexy....uhg

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Londonlover55 0

Oh ya..... snails are so sexy =)

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cattoe7 0

snail action can get pretty hot lol

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irawk 0

U have issues dude! Go get Paris Hilton for advice!!

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