Miscellaneous: Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I...

By McChunky =( - 09/03/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

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By fuck - 21/08/2015 18:22 - United States - Somerville

Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML

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By Fatlady43 - 19/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, my niece offered me a slice of cake. After I refused, she asked, "Why not? Aren't fat people always hungry?" FML

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Care and sympathy

By Anonymous - 14/06/2021 12:01 - United States

Today, after taking vacation time to visit her, my mom told me she was glad I was leaving so she could get back to her diet. I'm prediabetic and have been trying to manage the condition. She ordered dessert at every meal and was the only one in the family who did. FML

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Magic!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2023 15:00 - Ireland

Today, we had a family gathering at my mom's house. I offered to bring dessert, and I was very proud of my homemade cheesecake. As I set it on the table, my uncle decided to do a magic trick with it and make it disappear onto the floor. FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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By jace17 - 24/08/2010 08:34 - United States

Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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By outsmartedbykids - 28/05/2014 16:28 - United States - Lake Mills

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

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Cake is everything

By Anonymous - 28/08/2020 01:08 - Australia - South Yarra

Today, at my maternal grandmother’s wake, I decided I deserved a piece of cake as it had been a hard day. I was serving myself a slice when my paternal grandma caught my eye from across the room, making a “fat face” at me. She called out, loudly, “You don’t need it Pudgy.” FML

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Complaint

By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 20:07 - United States

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and said that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered, "Fat girl problems." FML

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santinacantina 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:00

&that's when you should have turned and said, "Actually, this cheesecake is for my mom, and American's are so obese because of restaraunts like this one and you are helping them stay open by eating here. Ever think about that?" and then just walked away. Some people, I swear.

Tucatz 0

Monday 9 March 2009 20:28

"And nosy ignorant loudmouths like you are why the rest of the world hates Americans."

Comments

VioletED 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:07

shoot, i can't edit! sorry, meant to say FATTEST not fastest obviously :(

OMGyoupeople 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 0:19

#15 i think you did right. #33 so its not ok for people to enjoy themselves if they are overweight? talk about being judgmental! i would have just told them that making assumptions is rude and you have no idea or right to judge others on any level. telling someone they are rude shuts them up without being rude yourself.

ChartreusePony 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 1:41

Why can't people just mind their own business? Unless you were shoving pieces of cake down their throats then they should just focus on their own issues.

Matsim 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:27

1. You shouldn't have been eating chocolate cake anyway, fatty. 2. Buffetts with desert? It cost a lot, I hope? If not, you're tacky.

Raverous 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:36

I would have turned around and once I realized what they were I would of said something like "See, thats why brits have bad teeth" "see, thats why niggers stink" ******* bigots.

courtsx 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 2:47

Yes, because all British people have big teeth? Someone watches a lot of Family Guy... And I know what your comment meant. Like don't judge a culture on media. But come on? Where did that even come from?

marinesgirl9 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:12

#37, eating chocolate cake is fine, in moderation of course. I hope you were joking. I'm 22, about 5'4" and I just reached above 115 lbs for the first time in my life. I've been eating chocolate cake, or chocolate anything, once a month since I was 11. It's not bad for you unless you eat WAY too much of it ALL the time. About being at a buffet, this person is with their family; when I go out to eat with my family, I don't have a choice, maybe he/she (sorry, no gender specifics) didn't either. I think this is a FML, whether this person is obese or not, people shouldn't be so rude.

mhartuf 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:01

Americans ARE obese and if more people were like these people and said things about it we would be less prone to continuing our DISGUSTING eating habits.

shamille 5

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:18

perfect response!: turn around looking like you were going to say something horribly nasty and then look shocked, look at her man and go "ooh, sorry didn't realize she was SPECIAL. almost gave her a piece of my mind there!" chuckle chuckle.