Love: Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face....

By Zamaria - 02/10/2009 22:23 - France

Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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By XxEmoWolfiexX - 24/05/2012 21:18 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my cat woke me up, but not by kneading on me though. Instead, she woke me up by pouncing on the laser pointer my dad was shining on my face. FML

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Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 29/05/2020 14:00

Today, one of my friends was playing with a laser pointer. When he pointed it in my direction, I swatted at it away like it was a bug. Apparently, I'm part cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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Scaredy cat

By Luke - 15/02/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to surprise my cat with a fancy new toy. I spent $30 on a laser pointer. Turns out, my cat is terrified of lasers, and spent the next hour giving me the "You betrayed me" look from under the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By Scared - 13/07/2019 02:30

Today, I played a harmless joke on my neighbors by pointing a laser pointer out of my window onto their wall. Apparently, my neighbors don't take jokes lightly as one of the sons pointed at my window while screaming and swearing, then took out a gang bandana and wrapped it around his face. FML

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Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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whyevenbother 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 9:54

he was right.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 3 October 2009 10:11

Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

Comments

PoeticPixie 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 17:46

Haha, and this is why we have our cats front declawed. They can't attack us, or the furniture, but if they happen to get outside, they still have their back claws, which are the ones they fight with anyways. Problem solved.

kevick93 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 6:00

love your pic!

TheLetterZero 7

Saturday 3 October 2009 18:05

Yeah, I hope your cat was declawed. I wish my laser pointers still worked.

inspireme48 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 19:13

hahahaha made my day!

xXdestinyXx 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 20:45

Haha. Hilarious.

plexico 3

Saturday 3 October 2009 21:05

First, your daughter made you cat shit on your lap and your husband made it attack your face. You are exactly what F My Life is about. You've got a family that hates you and a cat that is all to willing to do their bidding. Get worried when you wake up with mouse entrails on your jugular vein.