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This is why you don't help ungrateful bums.
This is why you shouldn't be nice to people, all your good deeds come back to rape you in the ass.
you should be happy giving to the poor. proud of you
They probably need it more than you do. But maybe to support a drug habit.
some people still have pagers for emergencies, phones dont do the same thing exactly, they recieve all kinds of calls that could be unimportant, a person who is in a position where they need to know about emergencies cant check their phone every single time it rings to see whether or not its an emergencie, but when a pager goes off you know its important, thats probably why the op has both a pager and a cellpphone
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this is exactly why i hate people. i don't care if you're homeless or not, i hate everyone. you take time out of your day to do something nice for someone and they spit right in your face. what is this fuckery?
YDI for still having a pager