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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:15 - United States

Today, I was working the drive-through at McDonald's. I greeted a customer with a, "Hi, how are you doing today?" His response: "Better than you." FML

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By Irobot - 15/03/2017 22:00

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was berated by a customer for a good two minutes. It's okay though because she ended with, "Sorry, I forget you all are real people." FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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By retail hell - 12/07/2015 13:11 - United States - Waterbury

Today, a customer berated me and told me to stop whining because I have to work on the weekend. What did I do to deserve this? I said, "Hi, how are you doing today?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 02:25 - United States

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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By piss off - 08/04/2016 22:05 - United States - Vancouver

Today, a customer at the fast-food joint I work at gave me a pitying look and asked, "How's that liberal arts degree treating ya?" FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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fordneagles 34

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:12

He's probably right, but if he's your worst customer today, you're doing well!

Abominations 7

Sunday 21 July 2013 12:14

Give 'em the special sauce next time.

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katejones 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:43

If you're not looking for an honest answer ( no matter if it's wrong or right ), don't ask the question....

SSTRNK 6

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:45

Maybe he's just bad at socializing and instead of saying that OP's day is crap, the customer was just saying that he was having the best day ever :O

Mookiisfabulous 15

Sunday 21 July 2013 19:46

This seems so much like the old man who tells me this every time he comes through drive-through as well. I feel you!! I also work at McDonald's too.

strokesie 23

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:19

Lmao, I work there too so let me tell you, he's probably right!

Erery 16

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:25

Some customers can be complete assholes they take advantage because they know you can't to anything if you want to keep your job.

BigDaddy910 4

Sunday 21 July 2013 20:31

Yeah, right. If he is so great, why is he eating at McDonald's?

wizzkid93 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:16

Just say: apparently not health wise.

trisha123 8

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:22

What an asshole

cbroady0529 9

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:32

RUDE. What a class A douche. I'm sorry that happened OP, but as so many others have said, he's certainly not doing better with an attitude like that.

underthesea12 24

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:44

So true!

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I just work here

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