Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because...

By Rapunzel - 18/03/2012 20:02 - United States - Tucson

Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML

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By notthesame - 18/08/2016 04:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my overprotective dad bolted all of my windows shut so that I don't turn out like my sister and sneak out or sneak boys in. FML

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By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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By gottapee - 26/04/2011 23:11 - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

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By Tired - 05/08/2010 18:38 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML

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You must be up to something

By Anonymous - 01/07/2022 00:00

Today, my stepmom accused me of creeping around, acting sneaky, and maybe even planning to kill her in her sleep because I’m "still angry at my dad divorcing my mom and marrying her." All I did was get up at 2 a.m. for a pee at coincidentally the same time as she was going outside for a cigarette. FML

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By Lola - 08/08/2010 14:32 - United Kingdom

Today, we got new doors fitted. There were new locks on the bathroom, to the reluctance of my mother, who thought one of us would lock ourselves in. "Only an idiot would lock themselves in," I said, and shut the door to demonstrate. I locked myself in. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 14:28 - United States

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window. I don't live with my parents. I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something and attacks them. FML

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swoozie23 6

Monday 19 March 2012 1:25

Put your own lock on his bedroom door

upyourzlolz 11

Monday 19 March 2012 1:31

In case of fire: 1) Lay down 2) Die

Comments

Lehk 9

Monday 19 March 2012 3:07

borrow a dremel to take the locks off. continuously provoke fights until he hits you then call the cops and CPS

thatdesertdude 7

Monday 19 March 2012 3:17

This makes no sense, if you are allowed to install security bars on your windows, why not a keyed lock? You can still break a window to get out, you can't exactly open up the bars if there is a fire.........

haleypiejune20 4

Monday 19 March 2012 3:30

Last I heard, windows are made out of glass. If there is a fire, you can break the window. It's not that hard.

ddeathbombb 5

Monday 19 March 2012 3:40

Fire fire you screwed

iceman420son 7

Monday 19 March 2012 3:41

Hey Kayla shoot me a msg

tappm98 22

Monday 19 March 2012 3:42

if there ever really is my fire, your mom will regret saying that for the rest of her life.

ch3s 4

Monday 19 March 2012 3:44

If there is a fire then just dive head first through the window. You have a good chance of death or at least serious bodily harm but at least you aren't burning right? :P I guess if you Just REALLY didn't like the idea of serious bodily harm you could use a chair or something, but where is the fun in that?

DegrassixDigimon 5

Monday 19 March 2012 4:54

LMFAO I DIED :'~D

firefighterjohn 9

Monday 19 March 2012 3:47

light a fire in their room. you will have time if its across the house. just close your door and put wet towels around the door in the cracks. it will keep the smoke out. enough time for your fire dept to come and rescue you.