By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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eurostar710 11

Call the police. Or beat the shit out of him. Or both.

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stl88_fml 1

use a shovel n throw it back in his yard. worked for me.

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lov112 4

I've had this done to me five times already. A 100% way on the first try to get him to stop is. Pick up a few logs Open the gas tank hatch on his car and shove the shït in. This will clog the engin causing him to pay hundreds to fix it. Even if he trys to sue you can counter sue for more for what he

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hkspaz 0

turn the sprinklers on them every single time you catch them or around the same times he brings his dogs over every day

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sammysunshine75 1

All you have to do is put OXO cubes all over his yard and his dogs will dig and dig and dig for the beefy goodness. and I would do the sprinklers as well that's a good idea!!!!

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HunterAlpha1 8

one word: Rocksalt. get some shotgun shells loaded with rocksalt and shoot the dogs next time you catch them in your yard. it won't kill them but i guarantee they will never bother you again.

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xyzcomesfirst 0

Tell them to freaking stop!

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KaylieBieber13 0

hahaha piss pipes poops chutes dog logs and landmines??? haha thats funny "shit"!!!!

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