By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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pip74205 9

Call the police. Take him to civil court to get them to force him to clean up each pile of shit.

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cassi135t 1

Call the police or something, they'd take care of that for you.

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spicywatermelon 0

Why not confront him about it? If he continues call the city. :(

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pmartinez516 0

You should get a bag put the dog shit in it and put it in front of his door set it on fire

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AshleySpaZo 0

Post no trespassing signs and call the cops if it continues after moron. Geez use your brain

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LilysTillie 7

I can't stand people who don't clean up after their dogs!!!!

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Killn4Laughs 0

I had a guy do that once with his little rat dog-except I went outside to confront him with my pitbull-told him "I better not see that shit again or I'll lent my dog loose on him"

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Ray_704 0

buy an airsoft sniper and hide out on your roof/second story window. place a sign at the border stating that trespasing is not allowed, and be sure to fire a warning shot at his feet. works for me every time

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