By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
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dangit714 0

That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

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Lucky2u 0

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

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greendog32 0

what a sick movie, and it only cost 15000 bucks to make

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FML_IS_FUNNY 0

OMG what r u people talking about. movied scare crap outta me. i left shaking and crying. i saw it back in mid october and i STILL cant sleep with my room completely dark. first couple nights were HELL

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uneed2calmdown 0

did it scare your babysitter too, dollface?

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evangldbrg 0

HAHAHAHA!...just made my day

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smileyfaces113 0

that movie isn't even scary I laughed through the whole thing. the only scary part was the ending

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l0st4lif3 0

worst "horror" movie ever. the little mermaid was scarier than that piece of shit, and i find anyone even slightly frightened by paranormal activity a pussy

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lalagirl912 0

STFU! I HATE ALL YOU FRIGGIN RETARDS I bet everybody saying "it's the worst it wasn't even scary" got scared the most! STFU

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vanilla2u 5

#29 win I totally agree

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ooohlife 0

pretty sure paranormal activity was one of the lamest movies ever.

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awkwardepicfail 0

gotta remember cloverfield. THAT was by far the worst IMO.

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loltreated 0

I thought the movie was scary. It's all a matter of opinion. You guys should calm down. I'm sorry about your eye, OP.

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JoseCuervo 0

Paranormal Activity was all hype. And I can't believe that I wasted $10 to watch that piece of crap. Barney scares me more than that movie.

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sesquipedalian44 0

i don't know why people are saying it was bad...compared to alot of the other hollywood shit thats being put out there it was pretty damn good...i liked it, especially on a $11000 budget.

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Thatguywhotrolls 0

Barney sure as hell scares the crap outa me.

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JoseCuervo 0

Paranormal Activity sucked, it was all hype. I still regret spending $10 to see that piece of crap. Barney is scarier than that movie.

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TheChanel 0

sucks to be you, that movie wasn't scary. the only "scary" part is the last scene when she throws the guy at the camera; and that's only scary bcuz it's a suprise

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