By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
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dangit714 0

That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

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Lucky2u 0

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

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davina_fml 0

Aww hahahahah that's hella funny. i still haven't seen it.

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maundy 0

yeah movie scared me too, but im easily scared :) i totally understand OP.

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jmk5285 0

that movie sucked. it wasn't scary.... oh, and btw... it was fake. (i.e. its not real)

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Starfire22 5

haha I thought it was creepy and was totally buying that it was real untill the ending, then I relized it was fake. I don't think it'll look good from your tv, it being on the theater screen is what made it creepy. sorry op, hope ur eye feels better!

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myfriend_youfail 3

It was good for a low-budget independent film. That's about all there way to appreciate. Yes, if you're easily scared, you get freaked out for a few days until your brain accepts the fact that it was fiction. Yes, I rather enjoyed the demonic screaming from the pits of Hell, the body being thrown into the camera, and the freaky bitch with her nice weird eyes and evil smile. But it wasn't scary.

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icanfloat12 0

lol I saw it I was paranoid the whole night! hope ur eye feels better fyl

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kekeshayeshaye 4

you're the one to talk. you spelled 'fail' and 'dumbass' wrong.

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romaunts 0

YDI, for calling that movie the 'scariest movie ever'. Whutta puss. Don't you know anything about scary movies? You need some real gore and fun scares. And you should have seen the original ending. Less cheap jump, more real scare. Y'know, before Spielberg got a hold of it- when it /was/ still a true indie movie. Also, it's obviously not real... it's a movie. Filmed and created to scare, supposedly. Who is stupid enough to think it's real?

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mimi_animee 18

Oh my god my biggest pet peeve is when people say, "it's not real don't be scared you're so dumb for getting scared of something that isn't real!" Of course i know it's not ******* real! I don't care of the movie is real or not, i was ******* creeped outfor a week! Also it's all a matter of opinion! This person obviously gets scared very easily so obviously they thought the movie was the scariest movie of all time! So don't call op a pussy just because you thought the movie sucked!

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cornsnake 0

if you were scared by that movie go watch joshua or silent hill and you wont be able to move all day from fear. look at some real horror movies.

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Anonymous_1992 0

silent hill sucked balls.

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Kill2BU 0

Ever heard of having an opnion ;) People these days seem to think their opinion is right, which with respect is, but they frustratingly try to impose it on other people that it get's pretty annoying, like everyone here saying P.A. sucked. Maybe for you guys it did, but obviously for OP, it did what it was suppose to do, that's the point everyone seems to be missing. It's just ironic her dog scared the cr@p out of her while she was brushing her teeth. FYL OP for your eye but YDI for being overly paraniod.

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ZeRage 0

wtf are you talking about, that movie sucked. YDI.

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