By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML
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dangit714 0

That movie wasn't scary. It's just 5 minutes of two people sleeping on a camera, then the frickin' door moves. It was a waste of my time to see and obviously the worst horror movie I have seen so far. YDI for being a god damn pussy.

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Lucky2u 0

known to be the scariest movie ever? that movie was worse than the Blair witch project. complete trash and ydi for being scared of it.

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Mustardnight 3

What the point in trying to increase your ******** size by leaving the " I wasn't scared" comments all over the ******* place. This person thought it was scary so **** off. Fyl for the eye.

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Cloudy_fml 0

There is a difference between someone finding a film scary and them stating that it is "KNOWN to be THE scarIEST film EVER." I don't see why the op has the authority to make that judgment...

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jerrbear618 5

seriously, that movie was the least scary horror movie i've ever seen. totally disappointed me. i can't believe it scared you that bad.

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elliekinslurvsya 0

my parents thought night of the living dead was the scariest movie ever.

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Anonymous_1992 0

wow i do have to say that sucks allot, lol. that movie was pretty freaky, but i dident stab myself in the eye cause of it, i do hope your eye feels better

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RaspberryK 0

lol. That movie made me fall asleep. Twice.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Wow, I've never seen as many dipshits commenting on a post as this one. [AND OF COURSE IT'S ****** FAKE. I'M PRETTY SURE OP NEW THAT.] Then again, I don't think most of you guys actually realize that over 90% of the events depicted in that movie ACTUALLY HAPPENED AT SOME POINT IN TIME, historically backed of course. All the rest may have a chance, but a small one. Anyone who says that that movie wasn't even a little bit scary or didn't make them slightly paranoid lives in some deluded fantasy in their head. That being said I didn't find the movie too frightening, most of the audience made the experience more comical than anything. And considering all the other "horror" films that have come out recently, I would say that this is by far the creepiest. Not the scariest of all time though. I only had a little trouble sleeping in my dark basement room for the next week or so.

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taybaby18 0

good movie, but how the hell do you manage to stab yourself in the eye when your mouth's like far from it? (: oh btw, FAKE

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sTejaski 0

like, it really like. totally sucked, cos like it needed like a tiny molecule of, like, intelligence to, like "get it" and cos there wasnt like blood or like gore every two minutes, it like totally like sucked or something? I strongly love new moon though cos i'm like brain dead and need, like, the movie to like, tell me what to think, and like remind me what happened very five minutes. Hey! do you think like the Japanese will remake it???

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