By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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perdix 29

Plus, you probably missed out on the hot girl-on-girl action that ensued as your ex-girlfriends tried to console each other. If you were clever, you could have had a three-way and happy happy sacks.

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wadthe 1

you bloody son of a bitch be happy that you only have one ******** that's hurt if I were them I'll make sure that I whack both testicles till they stop functioning

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kangaru1 0

I know right! and all the bad names in the world wouldn't even close to define this guy's character.

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EvilLilCupcake 10

ooo I likey the way you think :D I would have done the same thing! no future for him mwahaha >:)

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brookie063 5

good for them. I probably would've done much worse to you. you completely deserved it ass hole

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meredithxjane 0

you're lucky you still have testicles. and a penis, and eyeballs.

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TheNewGuy03 28

************, they shoulda ****** up your right ******** too. are you ******* dense? |the kid|

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anorexicbarbie 8

You remind me of Sgt. Doakes from Dexter. :-p

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Shadow_Phantom 26

FYL dude, but, really? Unless you're in an open relationship, don't sleep around with other people. YDI.

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muchagente 5

i guess they didn't know about each other, right? still, i can't help thinking it's kind of sexist... i mean, women have no balls to kick them into when they cheat. we should agree on a ballpeace. else it's not fair.

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cetlawizard 15

women can still get "**** punted" & best case....2 weeks painful peeing, worst case....hospital for a catheter just to be able to pee &/or maybe a broken pelvis.

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TheDrifter 23

No, best case is that she barely notices and you lose a shoe... but that's a whole different fetish site.

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