By crushed dreams - 16/06/2011 06:20 - United States

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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML
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DjeePee 24

You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

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smump 0

YDI! You sure it's the left ********? People often confuse left from right.

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mtn232 0

One is work enough, why two. You had it coming

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thrfunnyryguy 0

I don't understand how you can have a hurt ******** if you don't have any...

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aerogxt 7

Unless you defined the relationship with both of them as being open and you having another girl, ydi. If you DID dtr....f ur life

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Zombie65 0

should have been both YDI

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Iwashere12345 0

I'm so glad I'm not a boy, that sounds painful if you had to go to the hospital

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gtmustanggirl18 0

what a d!ck u deserve that and more

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prettykitty966 0

you deserve it jackass

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