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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 18:03 - Canada

Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML

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By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML

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By a little less poor at least - 21/04/2013 16:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML

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By Renna303 - 18/09/2017 20:00

Today, I dropped my 6-month-old $3,500 guitar. Luckily, it had a one year warranty from the store so I drove back. It was shut down. FML

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MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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Relic job

By Anonymous - 29/05/2015 19:18 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 06:52 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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Bill or Ted?

By NotWhatItLooksLike - 30/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was listening to music while wearing my headphones on campus. A song I really liked came on, and after a while, I started doing air guitar along to it. I was soon accosted by campus security. Apparently, air guitar looks like jerking off from really far away. FML

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JesseJaymz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:33

ouch. time to switch to the triangle.

MollyCookies 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:33

Maybe he thought that all you were gonna do was just play with them and not actually buy anything? Haha always gotta think on the bright side.

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RedTips 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:13

Tell him you're the new august rush! It works for me all the time =]

Manny0812 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:39

The guy probably didn't even listen to good music. If he thought that wht you played was noise, then he knows nothing. But if you really do suck after ten years, you need a new teacher

szlafarski 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:43

all music store clerks are the same. sorry op :(

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:58

I know what you're getting at here, but does a shitty player or someone with shitty taste not deserve to buy a guitar too?

DiminishedFifth 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:59

if you have been playing ten years should have showed him how it was done

xxxlovesENEMYxxx 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:14

wow anonymous ur such a joke! u lie in ur FMLs all the time about everythin cause theyre posted A LOT and u can tell u lie!! wow guess if ur gonna lie...do it on the internet

Darkhumor 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:21

what a stupid sales rep, even new players have to buy their first guitar somewhere! twanging to yourself quietly doesn't sound quite as pro as when you're backed up by a band, don't stress too much. but you could tell all your musician friends to avoid that store

Eyeliner_fml 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:22

Fyl , if it helps, I can't even hold a guitar ?(;

Xephyr 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:29

anybody who's buying a guitar should always play some scales and chords on any guitar they're interested in to see how it feels. It doesn't matter how experienced they are, that employee deserves to be fired.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:32

Wow, that sucks. Kudos to you for being able to play it, but still. You should have called the rep out on it and then refused to buy anything, saying they'll never get your business. Stupid idiot, what right do they have saying that? I guess they don't want the store to bring in any money.