By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML
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Peroxide 3

I was camping and out late riding my bike when something got caught in my spokes and was going round and round. It was dark and I thought it was a stick so I reached down to pull it out and it hissed at me. Needless to say I dismounted faster than the speed of light thus proving Einstein wrong. Shove that in your pipe and smoke it!! E=mcgetthefuckoutofmybikesnake

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Kingdutch 3

That'd scare the ---- out of me O.o FYL

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

I can see how that is very unpleasant... By the way: You forgot the traditional Aussie storytelling thing where you go on for about 20 minutes about how dangerous the animal was and how you could have died a horrible death but didn't.

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Yapanesedidwhat 0

YDI for living in Ausssie. end of discussion.

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Ducati45 0

Australia is a great country! Most of our most dangerous snakes and spiders don't live near people and our ecomony isn't failing hard unlike America and the UK.

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Dingan 0

the most polluting (per capita) nation in the world, I'd say fml if I was living there :3

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otakuzakku 0

yeah, well, America isn't too far behind, and a third of American adults are obese, so I'd say FML if I were living there.

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ErikvonDarkmoor 0

per captia is irrelevant for that statistic...

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Ducati45 0

I'm hoping it wasn't a brown snake :S Well, You probably deserve it for just picking up a snake without making sure it wasn't real, I mean if I saw a snake, even though it's unlikely it would be inside I'd be cautious anyway, because I'm sure you've encountered snakes before and know the dangers and how to not get bitten!

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Vampire_Goddess 0

well u need 2 look a lil bit more dontcha think YDI

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LilaBear 1

How the HELL do you live in Australia and not know a real snake when you see one. And how did it not move when you approached it? And seriously, as soon as you TOUCHED it you should have known it was real. Ok, I can almost accept you might not realise it's real upon *seeing* it, but upon touching it? Learn to identify your local snakes. Australia has some of the world's most deadly snakes.

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Peroxide 3

That's not a snake, this is a snake! *unzips pants* Oh my, now ive gone too far. Yes I know, i'll go and sit in the corner on the naughty chair. Do I still get some cake later?

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Lia_Mackenzie 4

No. No, you don't, Peroxide. That wasn't nearly good enough to warrant cake. =P

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wah_face 0

what does living in Australia have anything to do with it? Believe it or not, we actually have cities. Not all of us live in the outback. It's actually very rare that someone living in the metropolitan area would find a snake in their house. However, i do ride a kangaroo to school and i have a pet koala.

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d4m4s74 12

Even if you think it's fake, always grab a snake close to the head so it can't bite you. I made that mistake once

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redshortsx 0

your sisters name is Ellen?

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kile88 2

**** off about Australia. you're just jealous that we don't inhale thick smog everyday

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stella2fast 2

how fake did it look? did it look really real and u thot it wuz fake? wat kind of snake wuz it?

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