Love: Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak...

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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Wait, what?

By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Dash and dine

By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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By jgboy - 14/09/2014 15:32 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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TrustStolen 16

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:06

I'm sorry op that sucks maybe you can contact her husband somehow

bahamit 18

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:08

Step 1. Download software for making invoices Step 2. Create an invoice/bill for the evening Step 3. Deliver bill to husband Step 4. Pop popcorn Step 5. Enjoy the show

Comments

clawei51 11

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:23

Feel bad for her husband...

pete9913 23

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:32

If you picked her up sit down and have a chat with her husband when you drop her off. If not, follow her home.

ihartmytdi 23

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:32

Should've made a scene, women love that kind of stuff!

timeconsuming 5

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:33

It could be worse. You could be the poor guy that is married to her

BlindlyWandering 17

Monday 8 December 2014 2:59

hey, if she's used you for a meal, imagine what she uses HIM for. Bet he gets about as much thanks that you did.

agghhh 7

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:33

Wow. Wonder where her husband is for this, sorry it had to happen to you OP.

devildog562 33

Wednesday 19 November 2014 4:17

He's off with his sexratary. They had something else in mind to eat for dinner . At least I hope... Sleaze deserves sleaze.

orbit 22

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:36

He is waiting for her to bring home the leftovers.

evilamoebaattack 20

Wednesday 19 November 2014 9:39

doggie bags FTW

chuka81 27

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:41

Free food, everybody wants it.

ladyg228 15

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:41

Just leave and let the waiter know she was responsible for the bill

cyberI7 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 0:52

One meal not to bad, at least you enjoyed the company. Good thing it wasn't expensive jewelry or I am pregnant! Run forest! Run!

evilamoebaattack 20

Wednesday 19 November 2014 9:40

we don't even know if he enjoyed her company. and one meal of approximately 90 dollars is a steep price to pay

BlindlyWandering 17

Monday 8 December 2014 3:02

something tells me that if she is a big enough bitch to pull something like this, then she isn't very enjoyable company. At least he only got taken that once though, she could have kept stringing him along to get more.