By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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Canchan 12

No Fifty Shades of Grey jokes ? I'm surprised .

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shadexilmaendu 4

Probably because no one wants to read that shit, so no one got the reference.

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ebonyirony 29

I read an excerpt. It seemed too tame/corny for bdsm but I'm hoping it gets better.

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AGhost5445 25

What's the reference?

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glittercookies 12

I read it. Ive read a lot of bdsm books. 50 shades does a pretty decent job if your guilty pleasure is reading sappy badly written romance novels. Like me.

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xalba 9

It does get better, and I was wondering the same thing. How come no one made a joke of it lol.

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vbmg152 18

You didn't sign it, did you? I would've ran the other way as fast as I could. There's something wrong with him!!

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PhishloverA 14

Wow, that's a lot of dates before you start dating

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your_ma 27

How can you date before you start dating..? Do you need a lie down or something?!

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ForeverEminem1 5

um you can go out on a date and still not officially be dating.

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your_ma 27

I guess that's an American thing. To my mind going out on dates = dating... :/

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KiiwiiRox 6

You might want to check what you're signing. You could possibly end up being his sex slave or something bad lol What the hell was he on??

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nabee26 15

41- Yes because if she signs that contract, she's legally bound to do anything he wanted if she signed. Get real! Something like that would not hold up in court. It's sounds ridiculous and the judge would probably think the same.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Did you not read my LOL? No duh she wouldn't HAVE to do it...jeez

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outoftown 26

#41, Parole, or had legal problems with dating before. #84, Who needs the hassle and expense if this weird guy tries to enforce it legally?

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Bacontree 14

Usually, when I start dating someone and I'm asked if we're 'official' yet, and I always reply that I haven't signed a contract or anything...

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persianchikk 0

Maybe hes dated u before lol

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nabee26 15

42- Ummmm where's Waldo? Lol (sorry it was itching to come out)

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PhishloverA 14

Wow that's a lot of date to go on before becoming official

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ravenh1979 13

He wasn't serious?? Was he? Lol

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KommanderKush420 5

Now thats what I call commitment.

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