Love: Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if...

By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By shescomfortablynumb - 05/06/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I had a third date with a great guy. Over dinner, he told me that he wanted to see more of me. When I agreed, he pulled out his schedule book and started to tell me he was dating 5 other women besides me. He then told me what week in the "rotation" would be mine. He wasn't kidding. FML

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Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 22:00

Today, I got turned down by the person who has been wanting to date me for five months. FML

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Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:00

Make sure you read the fine print.

ApologyKick 25

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:01

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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ichoosetobe 10

Wednesday 25 July 2012 19:59

That's actually kinda cute. :)

SweetCelestia 1

Wednesday 25 July 2012 20:00

Ha, reminds me of the roommate agreement. Sheldon Cooper anyone? EDIT- 52 beat me to it, I guess. x3

soccerluver315 14

Wednesday 25 July 2012 21:16

Haha, I Thought of that too.. My first thought was that Amy Farra-Fowler got an FML account, which would be very much needed if I was in a relationship with Sheldon...