By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

Make sure you read the fine print.

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ApologyKick 25

That's kinda cute don't you think? Hopefully he wasn't being serdead serious though.

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Dixbfloppin 11

Just in case you want to get raped. You know, legal contracts an' shit.

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TwentyFourXXIV 13

Maybe if you cheat on him he might sue you... ;)

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AlexBblah 10

Did you agree to the terms and Conditions?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

*Ignores terms and conditions and clicks yes* Who cares, it's not like I'm going to be part of an experiment involving sewing my mouth to a Japanese guy's anus, right?

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

TEEN, go to hell for making me remember the disgusting horror that was The Human Centipede.

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miz_kamakazi 11

I never saw the human centipede. I thought TEEN's reference was to South Park.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

It was a reference to the Apple episode of South Park, which was in turn a reference to The Human Centipede :-)

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nevereyes 31

Human centipede is a amazing show, made me laugh so hard! Also made me very thirsty.

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cantthinkofshit 5

South park reference for the win!

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misshighjinks 5

I would have laughed and hoped he laughed with me

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MisterMuffinz 13

Sounds like that one episode of Everybody Hates Chris.

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Soliz27 2

What no finger print? With a good lawyer I could see you getting out of it.

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