By Starchyld - 11/11/2009 12:21 - Canada

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Raiderwrstler65 0

lol you must be a good selection for him to plant his seed

chloelove210 0

OMG thats soooo awkward! runnnnnn!!!!!!!

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he sounds like a nasty kreeper to me thats just ******* weird!

wow, thats so freakin weird! and this came from his mom?... he's deff a keeper

As long as he said it in a cheeky way and not a creepy way, I say screw it. You said yourself, you get along well. Go make out with him!

baby_gurl2405 0

ok ya messed up and slightly odd yes... but in other words he might just be a completely awkward person who was trying to think up a compliment for you but came out with that instead.

FlaminYawn 0

Small hips are better. Those girls tend to stay skinnier as they get older, and the pussy feels tighter. Plus, I'd want my girl to have a C-Section, no baby to rip the pussy and it stays tight. Small hips are a double win.

lem0n_fml 0

Size of your hips has nothing to do with how skinny you are, first off. Secondly, c-sections are usually only done now if there's a risk to the mother or babies health; ultimately the mother makes the decisions, but most doctors will heavily pressure her not to have a c-section unless it's absolutely necessary. Also, hip size has nothing to do with how tight your pussy is. Everything you've said is just blatantly wrong.

Idk about that, lem0n, I have really small hips and I'm very tight. Okay, too much information, but whatever. Also, I was a C-section baby. It's definitely not as risky as people on here are making it out to be. I'm perfectly healthy, and my mom was just fine as well. I mean, yeah, there are risks, but I've never met anyone who's had complications from a C-section. There are more problems with C-section births, but you have to take into account the fact that women getting C-sections are more likely to have medical issues. As for staying skinny, like I said, I have small hips, but I'm not really skinny. But it does seem like women with bigger hips tend to more gain weight as they get older. No, I don't have any evidence of this, I've just noticed from personal observation.

That's a compliment. Twiggy chicks are gross. An hourglass figure has always equalled win.

Sorry all you "Can't you take a compliment?" assholes, but that is SUPER ******* CREEPY. "You have perfect breeding hips" --> "I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES, YOU BROOD MARE" How would you feel if a woman you'd just met told you "I want to have your babies"?

Outrider_fml 0

Do you really want an answer to that question? JK. I guess it depends on the looks of the girl, and if she has good "Breedin Hips" LOL.