By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 09:04 - Australia

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML
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Grenith 21

Hop on the nope train to fuckthatshitville.

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IndefiniteBeauty 17

Hahahaha! I would've gone back to sleep and tried to pretend it was a dream because nope. It's **** that shit o'clock. (The above is nervous laughter).

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Garnetshaddow 30

I agree.... I really hate spiders....

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Did you go because you didn't think you were ready to handle the responsibility of being Spider-Man?

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NightHawk387 22

Wow, that's unbelievable. I didn't know Australia had spiders small enough to fit in your nasal cavity.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sure we do, they aren't all huge, but it's the small ones that are often the dangerous ones!

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IvyChennyChen 21

only in Australia....

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Georgia951 6

Well, you know the drill.... I'll get the fire, you prepare to be burned.... (it's for the best, trust me)

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Mynamewontfi 40

I shouldn't have read this right before going to bed.

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Futacy 29

And you live in Australia!? Oh god bless you.

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pheonixxe 15

That is terrifying. I am so sorry.

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