Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my... - FML

By efffmylife - 15/02/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

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efffmylife 0

Monday 16 February 2009 2:44

yeahhh it was at canes! and im a girl btw. and i thought the heftyness was implied... that is why it is an FML

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foulball3 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:00

i would've shot him lol

Idyedmyhairblack 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:07

thats really funny.. but i bet the employee was super embarrassed after they said that!

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sammy6597 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 16:55

they have to ask. 8-)

WhyworldWhy 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 5:14

he just said it out of habit relax

omgzdude 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 18:03

geez what a obvious question...

blairvic 23

Wednesday 30 December 2009 4:01

Probably out of habit, but, it makes sense. You may be staying in the restraunt! You would be able to feed only about 20 or 30 people with all that. Like if your kid is having or party or a party at work thats coming here. Makes sense. You're obviously self centered! ~VML

Cookiemjnw 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:46

people at fast food reastayrants have to say that. The dude probaly says it too much sometimes he doesn't even know he's saying it.

Melissaluvsyou 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 0:21

LMFAOO. that just made my day. i mean. im sorry. :p

Babblez 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 12:49

Really? fml? Nah, if f amybody's l it's the guy who asked the question, this really can't have affected your life in any significant or negative way.

blkwhtrbbt 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 9:52

are you big at all?

shot3 0

Monday 26 March 2012 5:46

Morbidly obese

YourFullOfShit 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 0:42

lol @ # 1 !!! exactly!!

hapylordofdeath9 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:18

kill him

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