Love: Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started...

By allennn - 14/03/2010 14:56 - France

Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 05:16 - Canada

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

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By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By gingerbread - 18/12/2017 18:00 - Armenia - Yerevan

Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By Jigll - 13/10/2008 08:26

Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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ReyEr9412 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:05

Reply to this. You know you want to.

Monikabug 9

Sunday 14 March 2010 19:15

It wasn't the smoothest response, but I am sure she understands. It was a party, it happens. Why don't you give her a call and apologize? That would be a start. Your life isn't over, you just need to take control of the situation.

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Indigo_Hammer 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:08

Aha, YDI for for drinking too much. But FYL since she probably hates you now. Just hope she was so drunk she'll have probably forgotten by the time you see her again. :D

sdkilla1 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:09

atleast she was drunk...riiigghht??

lcolla38 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:19

fake you got the idea from south park when Kyle throws up on Wendy

Kay_Lautner 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:20

lets hope she was drunk and maybe didnt realize what had happened so they still have a chance. why would anyone drink that much and get wasted in front of a girl you like?

mrskellanlutz23 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:21

hahaha, truee.

Fallen_21 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:24

I totally agree with the whole South ark. FAKE. Kyle did that too. d:

ericownz101 0

Monday 15 March 2010 6:48

south ark? is that like some weird bible thumper twist on south park? who plays noah? are there 2 canadians, 2 manbearpigs, 2 boars, etc. etc? duuude i wanna watch that shit

mzhonesty 0

Monday 15 March 2010 14:50

Stan did it, not Kyle...wait, you're not talking about South Park, you're talking about South ark. My bad.

yoitssabrina 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:30

YDI! :/ poor girl,she must hate your guts hahaha

weritomexican 7

Monday 15 March 2010 7:55

haha guts, ironic use of words huh? lol

caroline_45 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:40

She should be the one righting an FML..not you.

heypeoplezzz 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:41

Fail! Probley fake but it MIGHT be true...sorry if it is true.

Kay_Lautner 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:44

ya me too i had doubts about it being tru but i took ur word for it. o btw im trying to post fmls but it wnt work!!!!! ill keep trying tho!!!! poor me i want my phone!!!!! a 12 year old needs her electronics!!!! i have none of my electronics!!!! i worry about them! are they safe????