Dance, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first...

By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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By divingconfidence - 22/12/2012 11:21 - United States - Maple Grove

Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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By Bad Dancer - 05/07/2015 01:48 - United States - Rock Hill

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

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Sunday 14 August 2011 11:59

Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!

donnasd 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:03

Just shake your ass helps for me lol

Comments

aligiorav 11

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:10

Theres no wrong way to dance. People always stare and laugh at me too. Though that might just be due to me not wearing any clothes when i do it...

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 14 August 2011 14:21

Travolta in pulp fiction!! And grease!

perdix 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:06

No, "Saturday Night Fever." You might even add the God-awful "Stayin' Alive," a movie that was so bad, I received a ******** for it.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:56

Well I haven't seen them yet :) but I think pulp is legendary :)

perdix 29

Sunday 14 August 2011 20:52

"Saturday Night Fever" is really the one that associated John Travolta with dancing. "Staying Alive" was an ill-conceived sequel that was a horrible movie. Unless you are the type that enjoys a nice train-wreck like "Ishtar" for ***** and giggles, you can safely skip "Staying Alive." To a certain extent, Travolta sparked a fad in country/western dancing with his role in "Urban Cowboy." For those of us who have followed his career since "Welcome Back, Kotter," John Travolta's dancing in "Pulp Fiction" was kind of an afterthought and a nod to his previous work. The movie was more important as his comeback as an actor. (Anybody still awake?)

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 14 August 2011 21:23

Thank You for the long explanation :) yes, I'm awake, it's 9 pm here.

perdix 29

Monday 15 August 2011 1:49

You're welcome, mea, I wasn't necessarily apologizing to you, but to the wider comment-reading audience for my long-winded answer. I felt I owed you an explanation and wasn't just picking on you needlessly.