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By Travolta - 14/08/2011 04:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a party. I tried dancing in public for the first time ever. Judging by the whispers, stares, and giggles, I'm never doing it again. FML

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Today, it was my first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes and vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They are still laughing. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

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By I Tried - 29/01/2016 22:18 - United States - Burton

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Noname - 15/02/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML

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Sunday 14 August 2011 11:59

Eh, **** em, there's no rules to dancing. Go get em!

donnasd 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 12:03

Just shake your ass helps for me lol

Comments

transilvanianson 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:45

Your white aren't you?

xrainbowshadowx 17

Sunday 14 August 2011 16:52

They're just jealous of your epic moves.

hyden121 2

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:07

Who cares what others think. Just have fun and act like you don't don't care. In some cases, a few drinks may help...

a6h311h0und 1

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:15

school parties? i just jump nd do crazy shit with my fists nd kick out.(:

iloooovemylife 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:34

It happens ! It happens !!

NeGMaFiA 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:56

Mayb they were amazed by how awesome you were

katecst 3

Sunday 14 August 2011 17:58

Yeah that happens to me too...I dance anyways

rusrsbrah 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 18:32

learn to shuffle, and then learn hardcore dances. it's easy for both. they're also the only two I know how to do. hahaha.

Babsipoodles 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:11

Look up the song "Shake a booty" it'll give you some good advice!

HowBoutYouShutUp 7

Sunday 14 August 2011 19:12

Who gives a **** if you're dancing ! You're just having fun & doing your own thing (:

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